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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

Yep, back at work scamming banks : )


9,461 posted on 11/28/2005 4:16:39 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: fanfan

Yeah : )


9,462 posted on 11/28/2005 4:16:57 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

Has your daughter gone back?
Did you have a good visit with her?


9,463 posted on 11/28/2005 4:23:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: calrighty; Monkey Face
"... back at work scamming banks ..."

You should have the monograph by Slippery Jim DiGriz, (the Stainless Steel Rat, by Harry Harrison), about the benefits to society of robbing banks, printed as a document on a wall of your office.

Just consider it to be the equivalent of a hunting license.

If any of your prey happens to notice it, then you can tell them they have been fairly warned.

9,464 posted on 11/28/2005 4:32:45 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hi!


9,465 posted on 11/28/2005 4:53:53 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick
"Hi!"

Sniffing those drier sheets again?

9,466 posted on 11/28/2005 4:59:45 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

They're non-toxic and environmentally-friendly :-). I'm drinking cheap pink wine with Diet 7-up.


9,467 posted on 11/28/2005 5:01:37 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

That's a lot "cooler" than the cheap grape soda I just drank!


9,468 posted on 11/28/2005 5:03:03 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'm a cool person, behind my frumpish facade.


9,469 posted on 11/28/2005 5:04:59 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I think many of us picked up on that from the "chick" part of your moniker. Real hardcore frumpy types avoid that term like bubonic plague.


9,470 posted on 11/28/2005 5:13:33 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Tax-chick

Fortunately, those of us here can see the real you!

And we are honored to know you, Mother of Multitudes!


9,471 posted on 11/28/2005 5:13:35 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: HKMk23

I'm a redneck frump!


9,472 posted on 11/28/2005 5:16:59 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: NicknamedBob

That's very generous, coming from a person who saw me schnockered in my pajamas :-).


9,473 posted on 11/28/2005 5:17:34 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

Very classy pajamas!

And the Pajamahadeen are held in high regard on Free Republic.

We understand the disguise you use to penetrate the enclaves of Liberalism around you. Masterful genius!

You just can't get away from it, T-C, we love you!


9,474 posted on 11/28/2005 5:23:22 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob! You're a sweetie! When you're ready to run for governor, the Horde and I will wave signs for you :-).


9,475 posted on 11/28/2005 5:25:23 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: All; yall
ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!

Just got home, hooked up and fired up the work laptop...

...and I think the mouse is fine. I apparently zapped the laptops's USB ports. *\>:-(

So, "my" laptop still hasn't gone out for repair, and now the "loaner" is not in a good way (I've been limping along for a while with a problem in the WiFi setup utility) and I really dislike touchpads. Not a good day.

9,476 posted on 11/28/2005 5:34:10 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Very sorry to hear about that. I don't like touchpads, either.


9,477 posted on 11/28/2005 5:36:22 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: sionnsar

You "zapped the laptops's USB ports"? Izzat "zapped" as in blew away the drivers, or "zapped" as in destroyed via electrical overload?


9,478 posted on 11/28/2005 5:42:34 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: HKMk23
Zapped as in static discharge. I sat down at my desk, reached for the mouse, got zapped when I touched it... and the mouse quite functioning. If I removed and reinstalled it, the machine recognized that *something* was there, but that was it.

But I tried a thumb drive at home, and it sort of recognized it, but not completely. Two other USB mice also didn't function.

I have had more laptop trouble in the past two or three years... wonder what IT is going to say?

9,479 posted on 11/28/2005 5:49:30 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar; HKMk23; Tax-chick
"... wonder what IT is going to say?"

Dunno. It could be a mixed blessing.

They may want to ground you.

9,480 posted on 11/28/2005 5:54:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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