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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
Yep, back at work scamming banks : )
9,461
posted on
11/28/2005 4:16:39 PM PST
by
calrighty
(. Troops BTTT)
To: fanfan
9,462
posted on
11/28/2005 4:16:57 PM PST
by
calrighty
(. Troops BTTT)
To: calrighty
Has your daughter gone back?
Did you have a good visit with her?
9,463
posted on
11/28/2005 4:23:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: calrighty; Monkey Face
"... back at work scamming banks ..." You should have the monograph by Slippery Jim DiGriz, (the Stainless Steel Rat, by Harry Harrison), about the benefits to society of robbing banks, printed as a document on a wall of your office.
Just consider it to be the equivalent of a hunting license.
If any of your prey happens to notice it, then you can tell them they have been fairly warned.
9,464
posted on
11/28/2005 4:32:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
9,465
posted on
11/28/2005 4:53:53 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
"Hi!" Sniffing those drier sheets again?
9,466
posted on
11/28/2005 4:59:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
They're non-toxic and environmentally-friendly :-). I'm drinking cheap pink wine with Diet 7-up.
9,467
posted on
11/28/2005 5:01:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
That's a lot "cooler" than the cheap grape soda I just drank!
9,468
posted on
11/28/2005 5:03:03 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm a cool person, behind my frumpish facade.
9,469
posted on
11/28/2005 5:04:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
I think many of us picked up on that from the "chick" part of your moniker. Real hardcore frumpy types avoid that term like bubonic plague.
9,470
posted on
11/28/2005 5:13:33 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: Tax-chick
Fortunately, those of us here can see the real you!
And we are honored to know you, Mother of Multitudes!
9,471
posted on
11/28/2005 5:13:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: HKMk23
9,472
posted on
11/28/2005 5:16:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
That's very generous, coming from a person who saw me schnockered in my pajamas :-).
9,473
posted on
11/28/2005 5:17:34 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Very classy pajamas!
And the Pajamahadeen are held in high regard on Free Republic.
We understand the disguise you use to penetrate the enclaves of Liberalism around you. Masterful genius!
You just can't get away from it, T-C, we love you!
9,474
posted on
11/28/2005 5:23:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Thanks, Bob! You're a sweetie! When you're ready to run for governor, the Horde and I will wave signs for you :-).
9,475
posted on
11/28/2005 5:25:23 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: All; yall
ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
Just got home, hooked up and fired up the work laptop...
...and I think the mouse is fine. I apparently zapped the laptops's USB ports. *\>:-(
So, "my" laptop still hasn't gone out for repair, and now the "loaner" is not in a good way (I've been limping along for a while with a problem in the WiFi setup utility) and I really dislike touchpads. Not a good day.
9,476
posted on
11/28/2005 5:34:10 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar
Very sorry to hear about that. I don't like touchpads, either.
9,477
posted on
11/28/2005 5:36:22 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: sionnsar
You "zapped the laptops's USB ports"? Izzat "zapped" as in blew away the drivers, or "zapped" as in destroyed via electrical overload?
9,478
posted on
11/28/2005 5:42:34 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
Zapped as in static discharge. I sat down at my desk, reached for the mouse, got zapped when I touched it... and the mouse quite functioning. If I removed and reinstalled it, the machine recognized that *something* was there, but that was it.
But I tried a thumb drive at home, and it sort of recognized it, but not completely. Two other USB mice also didn't function.
I have had more laptop trouble in the past two or three years... wonder what IT is going to say?
9,479
posted on
11/28/2005 5:49:30 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: sionnsar; HKMk23; Tax-chick
"... wonder what IT is going to say?" Dunno. It could be a mixed blessing.
They may want to ground you.
9,480
posted on
11/28/2005 5:54:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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