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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

my GOD... she had you type her brand of lunacy?

it IS contagious, yanno.

btw, you were not supposed to capitalize or punctuate, o my sibling.


8,501 posted on 11/23/2005 6:31:17 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: All; yall

(leaving 8500 for whomever...)


8,502 posted on 11/23/2005 6:31:43 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I just hadda do it.

must be that Nike I ate for lunch.


8,503 posted on 11/23/2005 6:32:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: A CA Guy

My eyes! My eyes!


8,504 posted on 11/23/2005 6:33:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: A CA Guy
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
8,505 posted on 11/23/2005 6:33:52 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

I don't have to pretend. We are one.


8,506 posted on 11/23/2005 6:34:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

I was standing over her shoulder in KODT's kitchen for much of it, yes ;)


8,507 posted on 11/23/2005 6:34:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: sionnsar; Alice au Wonderland

alice bagged it.

'nite


8,508 posted on 11/23/2005 6:35:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

KODT's addendum:....When we take our medicine.....


8,509 posted on 11/23/2005 6:36:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

'Night Sion! Have a happy and blessed Thanksgiving Day!


8,510 posted on 11/23/2005 6:36:51 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

we are the borg. you shall be assimilated, and your distinctiveness shall be added to our own. resistance is futile.


8,511 posted on 11/23/2005 6:37:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

medicine?

preventative, therapeutic, or (my favorite) punitive medicine?


8,512 posted on 11/23/2005 6:37:54 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: All; yall

the duct tape is failing to keep my eyes open.

'nite, all y'all


8,513 posted on 11/23/2005 6:39:26 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

You are home already, aren't you?

You don't have a large drive with the heater on with your fish, do you?


8,514 posted on 11/23/2005 6:39:41 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
KODT further warns all of you to beware your electric toothbrushes. That's how the aliens get into your house. When you hear that little hum, that's them.

They are trying to steal our oceans. Their planet is running out of water. The moon is one of their satellites. You notice all of the big pock marks are only on one side, which is pretty good evidence that it got shoved here from someplace else. You notice that the ocean rises and falls based on the phases of the moon. Well, that's them. When they get the harmonics just right, the whole ocean will go *grotesque slurping sound* and they will take it away with them. Those global warming people don't know what to worry about.

Anyway, in their spare time, while they're waiting to get the harmonics right, they're invading. You know those houses that sit off the ground a little ways on cinder blocks? Well. That's where they live. Then they get into your house, usually through your pipes. And don't think you can stop them by putting that nasty foamy stuff around the pipes to close the gap where the pipes come through the floor. They eat that stuff and when they get fat enough, they reproduce.

p.s.----It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.




Your Mom is Louis Farrikan?
8,515 posted on 11/23/2005 6:39:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout
Only 'cause IT wasn't here to snag it for himself!

According to the pie recipe, recited by KODT, she is to beat the eggs in a large bowel. Then, she is to mix the dry ingredients in a small bowel.

Is it any wonder why I can't stomach pumpkin pie? *Alice turns green with nausea*

And she isn't even done yet. "soon we will have need of evaporated milk fetchez la vache"

8,516 posted on 11/23/2005 6:40:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

She only thinks she is! Her medicine is being adjusted.


8,517 posted on 11/23/2005 6:42:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

Good night.

See you tomorrow.

:-)


8,518 posted on 11/23/2005 6:45:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

The long drive with Winston has been completed.


8,519 posted on 11/23/2005 6:46:22 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

Hey, those laces are evil!

Ever get your fingers caught in bustier laces?
Torture, absolute torture!


8,520 posted on 11/23/2005 6:49:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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