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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: EsmeraldaA; All
If I have the fixin's, I usually make the dinner even if no one shows up but me and Hobbes. It's my way of repelling depression. Besides: I have enough to be thankful for for at least 20 turkey dinners. And my FRiends are worthy of at least 16 of them. :o]
8,161
posted on
11/23/2005 2:35:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, of course. Those laces are nothing to sneeze at! You never know when one could become a snake...
8,162
posted on
11/23/2005 2:36:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: dubyaismypresident
Hey! Come on over! I didn't want to drive, anyway, and I have all the fixin's for the meal...including the pie!
8,163
posted on
11/23/2005 2:37:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; dubyaismypresident
Just don't ask about the olives!.....
8,164
posted on
11/23/2005 2:39:05 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Uh, what about the olives?
To: Monkey Face
True. One never knows when that shoelace might actually be a venomous reptile....lurking....in wait....
8,166
posted on
11/23/2005 2:40:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: dubyaismypresident
Amd food?....I mean, beyond snacks and beer.
8,167
posted on
11/23/2005 2:41:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: dubyaismypresident
You don't know about OLIVES?
Er...I'm sworn to secrecy. If I tell you, I'll have to kill you and eat the evidence.
8,168
posted on
11/23/2005 2:41:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
Stranger things have happened. Especially in Darks' house...or mind...
8,169
posted on
11/23/2005 2:42:48 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: dubyaismypresident
'Face lets the kiddies put olives on their fingers, but I don't know if that's before or after they stick their fingers in the pumpkin pie.
8,170
posted on
11/23/2005 2:43:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Food?
I hadn't decided yet if I should go the tv dinner route or get aggressive and try to make a turkey and stuff.
To: Alice au Wonderland
It's to keep them busy so they DON'T put their fingers in the pie, silly! *sheesh*
It will give them a good 20 minutes of The Incurable Giggles.
8,172
posted on
11/23/2005 2:44:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Well, I shan't worry overmuch, provided Mcxlplx doesn't go wandering around Darks' house....or mind.
8,173
posted on
11/23/2005 2:45:00 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
It's to keep them busy so they DON'T put their fingers in the pie.I bet they let you think that, too!
8,174
posted on
11/23/2005 2:46:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: dubyaismypresident
Well, if there's 3 of you, you might need this......
8,175
posted on
11/23/2005 2:46:42 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: dubyaismypresident
You could be semi-aggressive and make a turkey breast, some mashed potatoes, heat up some corn, peel open a tin of cranberry jelly and live like a king, metaphorically speaking.
8,176
posted on
11/23/2005 2:48:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Mcxlplx.
How, may I ask, do you pronounce that?
Mexcelplex?
8,177
posted on
11/23/2005 2:48:49 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: dubyaismypresident
Go get a 2-4# frozen turkey loaf, some stuffing, canned yams, a can of olives (just in case kids show up) some gravy mix and a pumpkin pie...and some Reddi-Whip. Instant (almost) Thanksgiving Dinner! It'll cost about $10 +/- but it's worth it.
(A bottle of good wine will do wonders as well. And if you can't afford a bottle, get a box. I recommend Rhein Mountain or White Zinfandel. I prefer Moselle...oh...but you're going to watch the games, so maybe you better stick with beer!)
8,178
posted on
11/23/2005 2:49:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,179
posted on
11/23/2005 2:50:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
You bet Face! I'll be posting all day, on and off. ;-))
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