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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

Plural? What do you mean?


7,661 posted on 11/21/2005 7:53:32 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Darksheare

Lol!


7,662 posted on 11/21/2005 7:53:48 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Paul_Denton

Well, pushing the pelling Chicken button dumps this box on my post which opens to reveal a chicken that then pecks my post to death.

Eventually, it gives up in a traumatised stupor in the box.
*sigh*

I burn out more spelling chickens.. and they're hard to train!


7,663 posted on 11/21/2005 7:54:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL, one errant apostrophe?

Hmm, it probably was wandering through on vacation.
But I have been known to effect an apostrophe or two.


7,664 posted on 11/21/2005 7:55:08 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Hehe :) Opening one up in a planet's atmoshphere and then letting it close generates enough hawking radiation that it super-heats the atmoshphere like a nuclear detonation does and causes a tremendous explosion.


7,665 posted on 11/21/2005 7:55:26 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Paul_Denton; Monkey Face
"Plural? What do you mean?"

She means, "don't go alone."

7,666 posted on 11/21/2005 7:55:49 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Paul_Denton

More than one?


7,667 posted on 11/21/2005 7:55:55 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I think the opposite of what? lol


7,668 posted on 11/21/2005 7:56:02 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Monkey Face

I blame Darks of course! Not you. You were there as a witness to my statement.


7,669 posted on 11/21/2005 7:58:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Aw, Darks...that's because you haven't had any chicks from the West! "OOOOOOOOOOoooooooo! The chicks of the West are the BEST to rest with!"


7,670 posted on 11/21/2005 7:58:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Paul_Denton

What Bob said.


7,671 posted on 11/21/2005 7:59:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Conclusion to the battle scene in post 7,606


7,672 posted on 11/21/2005 8:00:50 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: A CA Guy

"More than one?"

Thanks, Guy! You're pretty cool! For someone on the Left Coast!


7,673 posted on 11/21/2005 8:01:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

"...You were there as a witness to my statement."
Yes.
I was.


7,674 posted on 11/21/2005 8:02:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Paul_Denton
The opposite of "it will get only worse".
Darks said something on those lines.....
7,675 posted on 11/21/2005 8:02:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

For a minute there. I thought I had scared everyone off...


7,676 posted on 11/21/2005 8:05:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
You know what is very amusing (for one)?

To watch (lurk) Darks battle with some troll and leave all kinds of typos on the way.....

Funny stuff. LOL!
7,677 posted on 11/21/2005 8:05:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I do the same thing...And I find it VERY funny that I'm not ZOTTED immediately!


7,678 posted on 11/21/2005 8:09:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Paul_Denton

Cool.
ouch.


7,679 posted on 11/21/2005 8:09:24 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

lol I was beginning to wonder if I became invisible lol


7,680 posted on 11/21/2005 8:10:31 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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