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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare; Paul_Denton
LMAO!

He is NOT immune!

He just doesn't read what he writes.......much.
7,641 posted on 11/21/2005 7:42:27 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

No but open a wormhole in a star's core and cause it to collapse and you get something bigger. Hehe.


7,642 posted on 11/21/2005 7:42:58 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Well, that's fine. I've been blamed for a lot of things. What are you blaming me for now? It really doesn't matter...I didn't do it. No one saw me. You can't prove it, of course. *wink*

(I'm watching my favorite movie: Suspicion, with Cary Grant and Joan Fonataine. All through the movie, he calls her "Monkeyface.")


7,643 posted on 11/21/2005 7:43:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL


7,644 posted on 11/21/2005 7:43:26 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes I do lol. I do my best anyway lol.


7,645 posted on 11/21/2005 7:43:58 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: Paul_Denton
"I also need somethinng seperate from the ship's mainframe to write my story on while on the trip."

If you want to avail yourself of one of the rather small "monk's cell" rooms in the castle courtyard walls, you will find that each is equipped with a computer workstation.

These rooms were designed for students and workers, so no frills. Just a complete communication system, package delivery system to the room, storage using the same system, and of course each has it's own bathroom.

For socialization, head down to the end of the corridor where a large "dayroom" offers companionship and additional space.

7,646 posted on 11/21/2005 7:44:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Paul_Denton; NicknamedBob

As long as you make sure you are "plural" when you go into the lower levels...we really don't want to have to send an entire search party after you. It takes people away from so many pertinent jobs...


7,647 posted on 11/21/2005 7:45:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face

Well, yes.
Typos are my fault.
;-)


7,648 posted on 11/21/2005 7:46:51 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Paul_Denton

LOL.

It will get much worse eventually.
Not even the spelling chicken button will help..


7,649 posted on 11/21/2005 7:47:38 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I love it, Dude!
Typsos R Us!


7,650 posted on 11/21/2005 7:48:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Paul_Denton

Hmm... interesting bad idea.
Wormport in a neutron star...
*bad idea generated*


7,651 posted on 11/21/2005 7:48:31 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

"Need a typo? You've come to teh right place! D-sheares typo emporium! We have typos to fit any need!"


7,652 posted on 11/21/2005 7:49:10 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Monkey Face
Beware letting Sulu beam aboard, it's been rumored he's been violating his neutral zone! :-0
7,653 posted on 11/21/2005 7:49:37 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face; Paul_Denton
"It takes people away from so many pertinent jobs..."

True. We have a good safety record, too. We haven't lost anyone unintentionally yet.

7,654 posted on 11/21/2005 7:49:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Darksheare

I've discovered that the Spelling Chicken really can't. So use it for soup. ;o]


7,655 posted on 11/21/2005 7:50:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
Yes they are!

Always!

Well, almost. ;-)
7,656 posted on 11/21/2005 7:50:35 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare; Paul_Denton
He thinks the opposite Darks...

hehe hehe hehe
7,657 posted on 11/21/2005 7:52:03 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy

"Beware letting Sulu beam aboard, it's been rumored he's been violating his neutral zone! :-0"

Is THAT what he's been calling it???
I, for one, have another name for it. And it's not "neutral."


7,658 posted on 11/21/2005 7:52:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
"Typos are my fault."

Fine. I'll blame my errant apostrophe in post 7646 on you.

7,659 posted on 11/21/2005 7:52:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hmm.. cool!
Willdo!


7,660 posted on 11/21/2005 7:52:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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