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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Darksheare
7,621
posted on
11/21/2005 7:27:13 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: NicknamedBob; Paul_Denton; Darksheare; King Prout; Dead Corpse
So if we are 'good' it's all cool?
Uhhhhmmm Oooops...
Okay, but not until the actual take off, I assume.
To: Paul_Denton; NicknamedBob
Powder loads for the zombie motivator.
A small howitzer motivates teh zombies to be happy and cheerful.
If not, teh howitzer is fired.
If that doesn't motivate the zombies ot be happy and cheerful, then the dust bunnies get released.
(Have flushed them from the air ducts on the lab sub level. Dunno what they were doing in there.)
7,623
posted on
11/21/2005 7:29:07 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: EsmeraldaA
Yeah. I also need somethinng seperate from the ship's mainframe to write my story on while on the trip.
7,624
posted on
11/21/2005 7:29:42 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
He is harmful for one's typing health. However if he's not around you kind of miss him......
To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
Yes, the typo field extends in all directions.
Seems to be effective if I'm at my keyboard only.
7,626
posted on
11/21/2005 7:31:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Paul_Denton
You will need something to keep you out of trouble, and your story can fill that gap.
To: Paul_Denton
Of course you may tag along. I've calculated we probably can sustain about ten thousand people comfortably. I have also added your name to my ping list.
You'll recognize it. It's in my word processor files as "pinglist."
7,628
posted on
11/21/2005 7:33:06 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare
LOL sure is. But I am immune for the most part. For now lol.
7,629
posted on
11/21/2005 7:33:09 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: Paul_Denton; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
I think you need a refresher course on the Undead Thread...Bob, can you help Paul out a little?
Darks? 'Splain to Paul about the "lower levels" and the "loads."
DC? I guess the forges are up to you to describe...it seems PD is a little in the dark as to the Castle per se...
7,630
posted on
11/21/2005 7:33:29 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: EsmeraldaA
LOL I do not make much trouble to begin with.
7,631
posted on
11/21/2005 7:34:03 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: Darksheare
(Erase my last query...I'm slow tonight.)
7,632
posted on
11/21/2005 7:34:34 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Paul_Denton
LOL, for now.
But later on the slow insidious typo virus will find a way in..
*chuckle*
7,633
posted on
11/21/2005 7:35:14 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
7,634
posted on
11/21/2005 7:36:01 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: Paul_Denton
"Would quantum wave formation be considered safe?" You may wish to join some of us in the "laboratories" in the lower levels. We have many experimental systems to be worked out.
A warning, though. Don't go without a proper escort.
7,635
posted on
11/21/2005 7:36:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: A CA Guy
"Would you be stopping by the Milky Way and Three Musketeers during the trip?"
Don't be gauche. This is the Flying Castle...The Undead Thread. We don't DO silly things.
7,636
posted on
11/21/2005 7:36:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Paul_Denton
D'oh!
Yeah.. Paul didn't hear tell about the sublevels in the trhead.
There's the dungeons, where the zombies come in handy as fodder for dust bunnies and forced labor, there's labs both modern and retro-tech 'Frankenstein' style.
Then.. there are the tunnels.
The tunnels are odd, and tend to move.
We also have the TeleGIB I mentioned to you once as a point defense 'item'.
7,637
posted on
11/21/2005 7:37:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Monkey Face; Paul_Denton
No teraton nukes yet though.
7,638
posted on
11/21/2005 7:37:55 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
I don't know, I am blaming you today and that's it!
To: NicknamedBob
Cool. A warning. There is a small chance of a mis-jump and we could end up on the other side of the galaxy or in an anlternate universe. But the chances are small *grins*
7,640
posted on
11/21/2005 7:40:56 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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