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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar

Ohwow. And I thought my own world was complex...I hope it isn't "unfixable."

My sister used to do Czech services...masses, funerals, etc., when her hubby was alive. She recently moved to Alaska, and I can't help but wonder if she misses that "churchy" part of her life with him. She was even taking Czech classes.

(I'll ask next time she's online!)


7,521 posted on 11/21/2005 4:50:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Well, gee, KP/Alice...oh ye of the multiple personalities!
It's so good to know that part of our UT "family" is able to spend time with realtime family!

Go enjoy your beer. I'll even drink to your health! And mine, as well!



7,522 posted on 11/21/2005 4:53:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Ohwow. And I thought my own world was complex...I hope it isn't "unfixable."

Well, all that's part and parcel of the material I post for the Traditional Anglican Ping List. For my part I am not at all suprised, just a bit saddened. We both grew up in the Episcopal church but left it in 1983 -- initiated by what I had seen in our very liberal diocese in California ca 1981, and triggered by what we encountered here in 1983.

I paid scant attention to what was going on over there until i joined FReeper ahadams2's Traditional Anglican Ping List. I was shocked -- but now that he's passed away and I run the list I see so much more.

IMHO it is quite unfixable, the departures have been ghoing on for over a quarter-century now, the tear in the remaining church is already underway, and it's just a matter of guessing when it be complete, who will be where, and how the reunifications will take place.

But that's too serious for this thread.

And besides, I think the goodwife is home...

7,523 posted on 11/21/2005 4:59:40 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76; Monkey Face

I'm here! I'm here! I can't believe it, but I'm here!

How are all my virtual firends?

Sorry, I mised you, Tulip -- checked in a coupla hours too late. Ping me later when you return.

Alice...tsk tsk. You oughta know by now that humans of certain psychological profiles completely forget everything they thought they knew about driving when water falls from the sky. Talk about "brainwashing"; I've seen folks reduced to the mental aptitude of gurgling infants upon the advent of a light mist. I lived near Boise for awhile and folks regularly drive 65+ down the Interstate on packed snow. I've driven on a continuous sheet of black ice from Pendleton, Oregon, to The Dalles, which meant that I had to keep it under 45mph or my rear bumper would try to pass me. Once I hit The Dalles, I entered the Columbia River Gorge and the highway was nothing but slush 4-6 inches deep, but you could drive highway speeds because your tires became like rudders against the slush; you simply had to leave lots of distance ahead and lookout for the terminally terrified. Experiences like that comprise a life of compensating for everyone else's woeful inadequacies. Now, back in California, owing the to aforementioned phenomenon, CHP makes you chain up if there's as little as 1/4inch of fresh fall on the road. Somehow, people STILL manage to kill themselves driving in it. To me, that's the vehicular equivalent of killing yourself by accidentally falling off of a curb and breaking your neck; a wholly ignominious way to go.

It's no wonder people drive 80 in heavy traffic; they're not crazy, they're bored out of their friggin' minds!

"Help! My government won't let me do anything more dangerous than run with a Nerf ball, and then only on the grass! I'm in experiential Hell! Aaaaahiiiieeeeee!"


7,524 posted on 11/21/2005 5:00:40 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
Hi Sion! We're getting ready to settle down, eat a meal, and watch Monday Night Football, so this will be my last post for the evening.

Rest assured, I will keep you all up to date on the latest doings.

Have a wonderful evening!

I'll post again tomorrow.

7,525 posted on 11/21/2005 5:02:39 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Is King prout, possessing Alice's account for the moment

Ooooo. Can you do the "spin the head around" thing?

7,526 posted on 11/21/2005 5:05:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: HKMk23

Hi, You!
Well! That sorta sums it all up! I learned how to drive in the snows of the Rocky Mountains, and laughed my backside off when I moved to San Diego. LA is worse. SF is laughable. And from SF to Tahoe is beyond belief.
Those of us who braved the Rockies in all kinds of weather when we were learning to drive find "mist" laughable, and snow packed roads are to be respected.

(However...I almost lost my life on a misty night in January in the middle of Utah. I was NOT driving and the highway was dry.)


7,527 posted on 11/21/2005 5:11:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Oh lookee! 7525! 25 goes into 75 three times! Prout says I get a rancid booger. I say, "Gimmee a cookie!".

Leave it for me in the fridge behind the lime juice, please. I'll nibble on it tomorrow.

7,528 posted on 11/21/2005 5:12:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Night, Alice/KP!

(When and how are we to know who is really posting and who is the imposter?)


7,529 posted on 11/21/2005 5:12:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Give him something to remember you by. For a long time. *e-vil grin*


7,530 posted on 11/21/2005 5:13:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hi!
Are you off for the holiday? I mean, how can you have apple pie without ice cream and chocolate sauce?
7,531 posted on 11/21/2005 5:14:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Of course not!

This is the time when it gets interesting. Holiday flavors of ice cream and holiday drinks. I am never going to get the smell of nutmeg out of my nose. :)

How are you doing this fine day?

7,532 posted on 11/21/2005 5:20:12 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face
I was NOT driving and the highway was dry.

Well, there's further evidence: if ya want it done right, do it yourself.

Me? I'm a confessed control freak; I almost can't go anywhere by car if I'm not the one driving. I can't snooze; I watch the road like a hawk; I have to bite my tongue or I start Kibbitzing -- it just isn't pretty.

So, I'm heading out through the twisties on the way to Stinson Beach on the California coast in Marin county. I'm dirving an extended-length Aerostar with six passengers and catching up to BMW's, Accura's and Audi A4's... It was probably because we were in Marin County. but any one of those cars should have flat-out smoked my bacon, with no questions asked.

'Tain't fer, I tell ya!! I wanna trade!

7,533 posted on 11/21/2005 5:21:47 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL!
Well, I don't have the smell of nutmeg in my nose, but I would kill for a hot fudge Sundae...
I'm doing fine, I think. I'm still up and that, in itself, is news!
So what are the Flavours de Jour?


7,534 posted on 11/21/2005 5:23:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Anoreth and I just made chocolate chip cookies! And it's been raining all day (this is good, as long as it stops by, say, Wednesday morning.)


7,535 posted on 11/21/2005 5:27:10 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: HKMk23

Yah! Since then, I'm not only a nervous passenger, but a control freak, as well: WATCH IT! Turn left here. LOOK OUT! And my right foot is always twitching!

I'm glad my truck only has four cylinders...otherwise, I would be sorely tempted to put my foot in the carburator and thumb my nose at the cars I pass...:o]


7,536 posted on 11/21/2005 5:29:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Spumoni, peppermint, and cinnamon.

The peppermint and cinnamon are good, especially with hot fudge.

The spumoni is.... different.

7,537 posted on 11/21/2005 5:31:33 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Tax-chick

I have some chocolate chip cookie things in the fridge...I can't decide when I want to make them...one with walnuts, the other without...hmmmm...


7,538 posted on 11/21/2005 5:31:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Ummm! I can do the cinnamon! I love cinnamon and chocolate! I'm not much of a mint person, unless it is mild. But I do like Eight O'Clock mints...dark chocolate...thin...*sigh*


7,539 posted on 11/21/2005 5:35:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I think spumoni and chocolate should never meet. Unless it's Asti Spumante and chocolate-dipped strawberries...


7,540 posted on 11/21/2005 5:37:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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