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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout

You Rock!


5,361 posted on 11/15/2005 7:10:34 PM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


5,362 posted on 11/15/2005 7:11:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: freedumb2003
Gotta have that colon!


5,363 posted on 11/15/2005 7:11:59 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: NicknamedBob; freedumb2003; tuliptree76
LMAO!

I am actually speechless!

And laughing with no control....
5,364 posted on 11/15/2005 7:13:27 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76
LOL! Okay, I'll remember to have a colon in the title. My area is tax. However, the exact topic keeps evolving as I try to refine it and narrow it down. So I won't really be able to say exactly until after I defend the proposal.

Some ideas with colons:

I always like to help you young'uns out there :)
5,365 posted on 11/15/2005 7:13:29 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: NicknamedBob

By request.

5,366 posted on 11/15/2005 7:13:59 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I've heard that rice is good following operations involving a colon.


5,367 posted on 11/15/2005 7:14:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout
A weapon fashioned by ones own hands must be tremendously satisfying.
5,368 posted on 11/15/2005 7:15:43 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: tuliptree76
Good for you.
Do you have your Yoga classes going on this days?
5,369 posted on 11/15/2005 7:16:18 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
he arrow speed is... unholy


5,370 posted on 11/15/2005 7:16:24 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I remember an SNL skit that referenced Powell's kid: Semicolon Powell.
:)


5,371 posted on 11/15/2005 7:18:15 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: freedumb2003
Taxes: Why they suck

ROFLOL! I wonder what would happen if I put that as my title. ;-)

5,372 posted on 11/15/2005 7:18:31 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

You could use an econ-gravitational approach.

Sort of like the old "There Is No Gravity -- The Earth Sucks."


5,373 posted on 11/15/2005 7:19:40 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Do you have your Yoga classes going on this days?

Yep. I have my class tomorrow night.

5,374 posted on 11/15/2005 7:21:05 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Delta 21
A weapon fashioned by ones own hands must be tremendously satisfying.

yes. this bow is even more satisfying than the .22 revolver I once machined

5,375 posted on 11/15/2005 7:23:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Eaker

*stage-bow*

I have my moments :)


5,376 posted on 11/15/2005 7:24:41 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76
I guess they are even better idea in Winter time, huh?
5,377 posted on 11/15/2005 7:26:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

eh? what draw-weight were the bows? most girl-use high-school level bows are flat-belly jobbies made of fiberglass wish @15lb draws


5,378 posted on 11/15/2005 7:26:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: freedumb2003

waaaaaaaaaall... it hain't quoit DAT big, Gub'nuh.


5,379 posted on 11/15/2005 7:27:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

um... laughing your guts out?


5,380 posted on 11/15/2005 7:29:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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