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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
To: NicknamedBob
I have that effect on people. It's well documented. I had roughly a third of my high school class trained to the point where all I had to do was raise an eyebrow. The teachers were torn between admiration and exasperation!
4,542
posted on
11/13/2005 5:29:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #4,543 Removed by Moderator
To: Darksheare
LOL! I remember our earlier conversation about staple guns!
4,544
posted on
11/13/2005 5:31:12 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: EsmeraldaA
You mean, you've never heard them before? *fingers twisting together nervously*
4,545
posted on
11/13/2005 5:32:40 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Darksheare
Voice 3: It doesn't have enough fur. How would we tell the difference?
4,546
posted on
11/13/2005 5:34:15 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Perhaps, but there's plenty of anecdotal evidence to support the theory of multitasking.
4,547
posted on
11/13/2005 5:37:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"... where all I had to do was raise an eyebrow. " Some guys, myself included, are totally flummoxed by that kind of response.
We have the expectation of being pushed away, with an, "Oh, stop it!" giggle.
To be given a flirty wink instead is enough to make us backpedal in a very amusing fashion.
4,548
posted on
11/13/2005 5:50:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Stingy Dog
4,549
posted on
11/13/2005 5:53:43 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Darksheare
I was in the middle of posting this and the power went off.
A two hour power outage, bad but not terrible?
SHEEEEESH!
To: Alice au Wonderland
Nope!
Only what Darks and tomkow6 tell me of their "experience"
To: NicknamedBob
I have to admit, I did not utilise the "flirty wink" technique.
I preferred direct eye contact with a raised eyebrow and a seductive smirk. It tended (and still tends) to separate the wheat from the chaff, as it were.
4,552
posted on
11/13/2005 5:59:50 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: EsmeraldaA
4,553
posted on
11/13/2005 6:00:42 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well......
I just came back from a power outage thing.
Comment #4,555 Removed by Moderator
To: Stingy Dog
I'm afraid that I still don't understand you. This may be related to my n00bness.
4,556
posted on
11/13/2005 6:09:14 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Darksheare
*It's a sorta swaying and hip sliding tune.*
LOL! Mental image......
To: EsmeraldaA
Nothing shakes unless you have power?
4,558
posted on
11/13/2005 6:10:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"It tended (and still tends) to separate the wheat from the chaff, as it were." "I think I need some cornstarch over here, Professor. I'm starting to chaff."
4,559
posted on
11/13/2005 6:13:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Not exactly, I can entertain myself.
But it was kind of creepy. LOL!
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