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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: EsmeraldaA; RightWhale
*Bob reaches into his bag of profundities*
The Moon is about five feet farther away from the Earth than it was when Neil Armstrong walked on it.
So it's like a much more difficult trip to make now, see?
4,181
posted on
11/12/2005 7:51:22 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Well.....though!!
It is your job.
So, get to it.
To: Irish_Thatcherite
It depends on the context. Eating dinner means "eating dinner." But eating something else can be construed in a naughty way if the mind is naughty.
To: King Prout
So no galavantin' tonight?
To: NicknamedBob
That's fine. Whatever you want.
To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
"That's fine. Whatever you want." Sometimes, when you say things like that, I just wish we lived closer...
If typos are Darksheare's fault, I'm blaming my prurient thoughts on King Prout's sister.
4,186
posted on
11/12/2005 8:35:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
You ARE easy.......
LOL!
To: EsmeraldaA
Wait.. I thought I was easy..
4,188
posted on
11/12/2005 8:40:40 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
"Sometimes, when you say things like that, I just wish we lived closer...
If typos are Darksheare's fault, I'm blaming my prurient thoughts on King Prout's sister." Just goes to show you, IT, that no matter what you say it can be changed to have a sexual connotation - not just eating something.
Jeff Foxworthy had a joke about how guys do that. A girl talks about how she needs to have the tires on her car rotated. A guy turns to his buddies and says, "Yeah, I'd like to rotate her tires..."
*sigh* Boys...
To: Darksheare
Well, yes!
All you need to hear is 'whatever you want'.
And you (both) are done.
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
I admit it, men are hardwired to 'notice' the opposite sex.
"It would be a violation of my programming to do otherwise! I'd experience a general protection fault and shut down!" -voice 1
"So THAT'S what happened to you.." -voice 2
4,191
posted on
11/12/2005 8:44:06 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
To: EsmeraldaA
Well, you also have to keep in mind the fact that waving a staplegun around will instantly get my compliance.
4,193
posted on
11/12/2005 8:44:59 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
I admit it, men are hardwired to 'notice' the opposite sex.And for some reason, I only get "noticed" online...
To: tuliptree76
*chin scritchy*
I shall have to psychoanalyse the men out your way and see if they all suffer form some sort of mental dysfunction.
4,195
posted on
11/12/2005 8:47:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
It's probably me. But that's okay. The last thing I need right now is to deal with guys.
To: tuliptree76
Maybe the guys out your way are vaguely threatened by smart funny and strong women.
4,197
posted on
11/12/2005 8:50:50 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
"*sigh* Boys..." Ah, well, now you see the advantage of single-minded focus on the task at hand. This is the reason that men excel at many things, as long as the task has a single focus.
I can't tell you how debilitating, how paralyzing, it can be to try to do too much at once -- for me.
But women do it easily. They multi-task.
With some guys, just lying on the couch and drinking a beer is enough of a burden to suit them.
It always seems to work better for me to concentrate on one thing, and deal with it, and then to go on to the next thing.
4,198
posted on
11/12/2005 8:51:31 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
So;
Now there are voices, huh? hummmmmm..
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Yes, I do not multi-task too well.
If I try, I am doomed.
:-/
4,200
posted on
11/12/2005 8:53:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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