Just goes to show you, IT, that no matter what you say it can be changed to have a sexual connotation - not just eating something.
Jeff Foxworthy had a joke about how guys do that. A girl talks about how she needs to have the tires on her car rotated. A guy turns to his buddies and says, "Yeah, I'd like to rotate her tires..."
*sigh* Boys...
I admit it, men are hardwired to 'notice' the opposite sex.
"It would be a violation of my programming to do otherwise! I'd experience a general protection fault and shut down!" -voice 1
"So THAT'S what happened to you.." -voice 2
My thoughts exactly....
Ah, well, now you see the advantage of single-minded focus on the task at hand. This is the reason that men excel at many things, as long as the task has a single focus.
I can't tell you how debilitating, how paralyzing, it can be to try to do too much at once -- for me.
But women do it easily. They multi-task.
With some guys, just lying on the couch and drinking a beer is enough of a burden to suit them.
It always seems to work better for me to concentrate on one thing, and deal with it, and then to go on to the next thing.