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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76
"...reading...it's what I do best, these days."

Ah, yes, I'll be working on a couple of books myself, when I'm not helping Irish drink.

I'm staying away from Tulip's Tax Table. (Hmm, she's opening a restaurant?) unless twelve burly guys hogtie me there.

4,501 posted on 11/13/2005 3:44:03 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You can help me do research. ;-)


4,502 posted on 11/13/2005 3:44:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare
You sent me a file?

Let me check my mail...
4,503 posted on 11/13/2005 3:44:12 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan

Fanfan found a tax table for me. However, it's been stuck in a back corner.


4,504 posted on 11/13/2005 3:45:39 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

I'll probably use some of the time to transcribe my journals onto CD-ROMs. There might even be a book in there. *wink*


4,505 posted on 11/13/2005 3:46:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Evil zeros!!


4,506 posted on 11/13/2005 3:46:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yup..


4,507 posted on 11/13/2005 3:47:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

No, help me do research on how to dodge the money grabbing Irish government!!


4,508 posted on 11/13/2005 3:48:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob
Ah, yes, I'll be working on a couple of books myself, when I'm not helping Irish drink.

I don't any help!!

4,509 posted on 11/13/2005 3:50:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare
Very cool Darks!
Not at all what I had in mind.
Of course I didn't pay any attention to the lyrics.

To dance to, huh? Interesting....
4,510 posted on 11/13/2005 3:53:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I don't any help!! " (Drinking)

Why certainly you do. We have a rule here. You can only drink when you're with someone, or when you're by yourself.

4,511 posted on 11/13/2005 3:54:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
how to dodge the money grabbing Irish government!!

Move to the US?

4,512 posted on 11/13/2005 3:56:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

And what if it's niether?


4,513 posted on 11/13/2005 3:57:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes.
Unfortunately, I can't dance..


4,514 posted on 11/13/2005 3:58:24 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

Why not!! That's what most of Ireland's rich people do!!!


4,515 posted on 11/13/2005 3:59:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

It's a sorta swaying and hip sliding tune.


4,516 posted on 11/13/2005 4:01:24 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Why?
And don't tell me your knees blah blah blah......

I forgot mention that the file was VERY easy to download and incorporate to my iTunes.
4,517 posted on 11/13/2005 4:02:35 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"And what if it's niether? "

In that case, you fall back on the secondary rule;
Only drink when it's day or night, or somewhere in between.

These rules courtesy of the song "Belly up to the bar, Boys" from the musical, "The Unsinkable Molly Brown."

4,518 posted on 11/13/2005 4:06:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Well, I am a bit of a klutz.


4,519 posted on 11/13/2005 4:07:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Coolbeans.


4,520 posted on 11/13/2005 4:08:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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