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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar

Barely!

We're heading out to Crystal. The weather looks drippy right now, but it's supposed to dry up.

Fresh powder overnight! Woohoo!


4,261 posted on 11/13/2005 9:19:39 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: tuliptree76

muchas gracias, senorita


4,262 posted on 11/13/2005 9:20:39 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Tulsa Brian

I doubt he's an ex marine, he's hit the abuse button on me (again) - just because I have the cheek to reply to the stupid troll - a marine would hardly go crying to someone!


4,263 posted on 11/13/2005 9:35:38 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Multitasking is scientifically impossible.


4,264 posted on 11/13/2005 9:37:40 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I multitask a lot.


4,265 posted on 11/13/2005 9:39:18 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
So; what you really saying is that you can not do it.

Okie Dokie...
4,266 posted on 11/13/2005 9:43:10 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

"You are NOT going to distract me....."

It is pointlesssss to resist.. you will be distracted...
;-)


4,267 posted on 11/13/2005 9:44:55 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Ohhh no, I'm not!

We were discussing the blue scarf thingy........thought.

Ha.
4,268 posted on 11/13/2005 9:48:34 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

You underestimate the power of distraction.


4,269 posted on 11/13/2005 9:50:45 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Really? Hmmmm

I am going to plague you and stalk you.
Until you give in.........
4,270 posted on 11/13/2005 9:55:36 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Join the distraction, give in to the wandering thughts, it is your destiny!


4,271 posted on 11/13/2005 9:56:49 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

multitasking is not impossible.


4,272 posted on 11/13/2005 9:56:54 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite

"multitasking is not impossible."
It is for me...I can't walk and talk at the same time. ;o]


4,273 posted on 11/13/2005 9:58:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout
Computers can't even multitask - they multiplex, remember it's only the appearance of doing two or more things at once, when really concentration only switches intermittently between tasks.
4,274 posted on 11/13/2005 10:01:29 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Morning, sion. Sorry I wasn't here when you were. It took me a while to wake up this morning.


4,275 posted on 11/13/2005 10:02:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
Destiny.......my my....

Perhaps you'll feel better with this

4,276 posted on 11/13/2005 10:03:31 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

I haven't had blueberry muffins for several years. I've forgotten what they taste like. :o]


4,277 posted on 11/13/2005 10:03:32 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm typing and scratching my head - I'm not multitasking, I'm multiplexing - my brain switches between the two tasks.


4,278 posted on 11/13/2005 10:03:36 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm typing and scratching my head - I'm not multitasking, I'm multiplexing - my brain switches between the two tasks.


4,279 posted on 11/13/2005 10:03:37 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

And seeing the double post, it's not even good at multiplexing - it's not an ideal way of doing things, it's only way of doing things!


4,280 posted on 11/13/2005 10:05:38 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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