**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thag,

We've been talking about you all day!

[r-q-tek86]

Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?









A: No blondes.

[fivekid]

what do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?



They both end up in the gutter.......

[The SISU kid]

I have to go to my anti-sex mantra again.
Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...

That's just plain wrong!!
must....find...my ....mental....floss....

}^)

[ArGee]

Did I mention that I'm a Blonde

This blonde walks up to the editor of Playboy and says, "So howcome I as rejected as a centerfold?"

The editor says, "We have a strict policy of only using natural blondes as gatefolds. When you took your clothes off, we realized you weren't a natural blonde."

She suddenly reaches over his desk, picks up a paperweight, and smashes it down on his fingers.

"Ow!" he yells. "What was THAT for?!"

"Look at your fingers. They're already starting to turn black and they've only been banged once!"

Shalom.

[day10]

Hmmm - not what I meant.

[fivekid]

AHHHHH but your not dumb:)

[JimWforBush]

I love engineer joke, even if they are at my own expense.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

I know. :-)

That was just one of my lame attempts at humor. Pay it no mind. :-)

[hattend]

Never Mind, it was a lame attempt at a bad joke.

[colorcountry]

Thanks, I resemble that remark too. lol

[OESY]

Trunk Monkey Video #1

Trunk Monkey Video #4

Trunk Monkey Video #5

Trunk Monkey News Coverage

[ArGee]

Post a link to it with a warning

You could always try stealth posting?

What is stealth posting, you ask?

Use your mouse to highlight the white space between here and the "Shalom" to get your answer.

This is stealth posting. Clever, isn't it? You can post off-color jokes this way and warn the user to reveal the joke at his or her own risk. Too bad it won't work for pictures.

Shalom.

[colorcountry]

I knew there was a joke in there somewhere....I'm just too blonde to get it.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Childs play! I didn't even need ny calculator to check it in a shear moment.

[r-q-tek86]

[MamaTexan]

Alien Breasts

WARNING- Female anatomy involved :)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hi thag baby, Were you ears or anything else burning? You were quite the topic of conversation!!

Love you long time...JRBC

[llevrok]

I love engineer joke, even if they are at my own expense.

What's the difference between an engineer and an extraverted engineer?

The extraverted one stares at your shoes instead of his!

[Dashing Dasher]

(Dasher)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

(FReeperettes)
Have you met my good friend Dasher
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock

She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's weed

Keep away from her
Send for Pissant!
This is not the Dasher we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

Miss America! Speech! Speech!

(Dasher)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!

(FReeperettes)
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
(Whom? Whom?)
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
(Whom?)

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy



SIGH!!!