Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
OK, I need help. I'm trying to remember a song I thought was by Lynard Skynard, and the only phrases I can remember are:
"gonna sit around the shanty,
and get a good buzz on."
Can anyone help?
I TOLE you I would lend you a hand......
"Looks like the 49ers Playbook."
The 49ers only wished they had that in there playbook.
When the glass is empty, it is loaded and ready to play.
Click on the "Start" sign and the guy will start to walk toward you.
If he starts leaning to the left, move your mouse to the right (no clicking), if he starts leaning to the right, move your mouse to the left.
Sounds simple - except that your mouse pointer isn't on the screen. After he falls down, click on the distance sign to start over.
Apparently the record is 82 meters!
USE THE HYPERLINK BELOW TO PLAY - ITS ADDICTIVE
www.wagenschenke.ch/
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAYYY
Yikes! Scratch the last one. ;-)
LOL, I just brought my summer intern to my house for lunch
Did she taste good or was she tough and stringy
Ready?
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
Okay I'm lost (I'm blonde too).
So it goes..."Hi, my name is Chuck, I'm here for Mary??, we're going to (What??)
What did I miss?
I ask to see their dates sneakers. When they ask why, I say they better be damn good sneakers to outrun my 9mm it they make my baby cry.
I've tried that... I got run over by a taxi.
;-)
lol
Hey, I resemble that remark.
I'm blonde.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
"If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?"
Thag, perhaps you can lend a hand with this!!!"
You said a mouthful...oops, there I go again!
Love,
Thag
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FA told me you were gonna kick my butt if I didn't tell you a funny Engineer Joke.
I'm glad you laughed, I was nervous!
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