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Blue Oyster Cult's Buck Dharma reflected again on the immortal Saturday Night Live "More Cowbell" sketch that lampooned their hit song "(Don't Fear) The Reaper," saying the results were ultimately positive — even if it forced the band to take preventative measures in concert. The sketch, which aired on April 8, 2000, starred Will Ferrell as fictional band member Gene Frenkle and Christopher Walken as producer Bruce Dickinson. Ferrell, dressed in a ridiculously tight and low-cut shirt, plays the cowbell so aggressively while recording "Reaper" that he distracts and infuriates his bandmates. Walken, however, is obsessed with capturing more of...

A left-wing Dutch vegan who campaigned against cowbells in the Swiss village where she lives has had a request for a Swiss passport thrown out after annoying the locals. Nancy Holten, who was born in the Netherlands but moved to Switzerland at the age of eight, is a fluent speaker of Swiss German and has children who are Swiss nationals.

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back! Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread: By entering this silly thread, I promise to… Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people...

I was looking for some information on an essay I have to write and I came across your page. I Love George W Bush and I love republicans! You all rock! Keep up the great work. God Bless you and your work. College, University and Campuses Hate Bush. They threatened harassed and vandalized us, but thank God Bush won. Wonderful page!

How do you cure a leftist?