**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[najida]

No,
She and I are going to a Gladiator movie :)

[colorcountry]

LOL

Here's my new tagline...

(maybe I'd better change it back before I get into trouble )

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Did you hear about the blonde who chipped all her teeth?

She was blowing her vibrator.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

An unfortunate Person -Farting Personality is one who tries to fart but Sh*s instead. A Miserable Person - one who truly enjoys to fart but cannot. A foolish person - is one who suppresses a fart for hours. An Aquatic Person is one who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.

Advice for men who are getting older: "Never waste a boner; never trust a fart."

[Fierce Allegiance]

Smart kid!

[fredhead]

No beefcake, so haw about some meatloaf?

[Dead Corpse]

[EX52D]

Thanks for the thought. ;)

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

I just found out that I was a bull dyke so it's going to take me some time to adjust to this. I have to go buy some Birkenstocks and a flannel shirt before I can even consider going to an Indigo Girls concert. ;-)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Struck several nerves, I see.

Opinions are like a$$holes, we all have them and they all stink.

[fredhead]

I took a Viagra. It stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

No nerves struck. I'm just having some fun with it. :-)

[Dashing Dasher]

One of the guys has more piercings than...

Most of them he takes out while in his Uniform, so I didn't know. One night, he was in Civies and really put the bling on.

When he dropped trou in the bar to show off his "prince albert" we knew it was gonna be a Loooooong night!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Struck several nerves, I see."

I still love you anyway. I knew you were being funny... maybe.

[Fierce Allegiance]

She and I are going to a Gladiator movie

You are going to see a movie about a Roman with hair in his teeth?

[MamaTexan]

ROFL!

I need to go through hubby's 'funny files' more often.... :)

[EX52D]

Yikes! Makes you wonder what else is pierced...

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

LOL

[Fierce Allegiance]

At least I didn't straight out call you a bull diesel dike like I did Dasher a couple weeks back.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Prince Albert Piercings are no joke. I am not into the piercing thing myself, just tattoos.