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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: thag
Thag,
We've been talking about you all day!
601
posted on
06/10/2005 10:16:12 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: fivekid
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes.
602
posted on
06/10/2005 10:16:20 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: fivekid
what do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
They both end up in the gutter.......
603
posted on
06/10/2005 10:16:36 AM PDT
by
fivekid
( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have to go to my anti-sex mantra again.
Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked... That's just plain wrong!!
must....find...my ....mental....floss....
}^)
604
posted on
06/10/2005 10:16:37 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
To: Dashing Dasher
Did I mention that I'm a Blonde This blonde walks up to the editor of Playboy and says, "So howcome I as rejected as a centerfold?"
The editor says, "We have a strict policy of only using natural blondes as gatefolds. When you took your clothes off, we realized you weren't a natural blonde."
She suddenly reaches over his desk, picks up a paperweight, and smashes it down on his fingers.
"Ow!" he yells. "What was THAT for?!"
"Look at your fingers. They're already starting to turn black and they've only been banged once!"
Shalom.
605
posted on
06/10/2005 10:16:59 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
606
posted on
06/10/2005 10:17:06 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: colorcountry
AHHHHH but your not dumb:)
607
posted on
06/10/2005 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
fivekid
( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
To: Dashing Dasher
I love engineer joke, even if they are at my own expense.
608
posted on
06/10/2005 10:18:38 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: day10
I know. :-)
That was just one of my lame attempts at humor. Pay it no mind. :-)
609
posted on
06/10/2005 10:18:44 AM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
To: colorcountry
Never Mind, it was a lame attempt at a bad joke.
610
posted on
06/10/2005 10:19:14 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: fivekid
Thanks, I resemble that remark too. lol
611
posted on
06/10/2005 10:19:41 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(Um....I got nothin')
To: Dashing Dasher
612
posted on
06/10/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: r-q-tek86
Post a link to it with a warning You could always try stealth posting?
What is stealth posting, you ask?
Use your mouse to highlight the white space between here and the "Shalom" to get your answer.
This is stealth posting. Clever, isn't it? You can post off-color jokes this way and warn the user to reveal the joke at his or her own risk. Too bad it won't work for pictures.
Shalom.
613
posted on
06/10/2005 10:21:08 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: hattend
I knew there was a joke in there somewhere....I'm just too blonde to get it.
614
posted on
06/10/2005 10:21:13 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(Um....I got nothin')
To: JimWforBush
Childs play! I didn't even need ny calculator to check it in a shear moment.
615
posted on
06/10/2005 10:21:18 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
616
posted on
06/10/2005 10:21:19 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: r-q-tek86
617
posted on
06/10/2005 10:21:53 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: thag
Hi thag baby, Were you ears or anything else burning? You were quite the topic of conversation!!
Love you long time...JRBC
618
posted on
06/10/2005 10:22:10 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: JimWforBush
I love engineer joke, even if they are at my own expense.What's the difference between an engineer and an extraverted engineer?
The extraverted one stares at your shoes instead of his!
619
posted on
06/10/2005 10:22:14 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatis)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife; pissant
(Dasher)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
(FReeperettes)
Have you met my good friend Dasher
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's weed
Keep away from her
Send for Pissant!
This is not the Dasher we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America! Speech! Speech!
(Dasher)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!
(FReeperettes)
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
(Whom? Whom?)
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
(Whom?)
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
SIGH!!!
620
posted on
06/10/2005 10:22:37 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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