[ArGee]

Did I mention that I'm a Blonde

This blonde walks up to the editor of Playboy and says, "So howcome I as rejected as a centerfold?"

The editor says, "We have a strict policy of only using natural blondes as gatefolds. When you took your clothes off, we realized you weren't a natural blonde."

She suddenly reaches over his desk, picks up a paperweight, and smashes it down on his fingers.

"Ow!" he yells. "What was THAT for?!"

"Look at your fingers. They're already starting to turn black and they've only been banged once!"

Shalom.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Look at your fingers. They're already starting to turn black and they've only been banged once!"

LOL, I need the keyboard cleaner NOW!!!