Posted on 08/25/2004 2:35:15 AM PDT by JustAmy
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I did. I took a week off from FR by having myself ZOTTED. You know a little self zotting healthy ;O) Tomorrow hehehehe which is really today I'm helping DeauxDeaux clean the whole house so I don't have to hear her nagging yap.
LOL
You must be a FR addict! I've never heard of anyone having themselves zotted in an effort to get away for awhile.
LOL
I'm back one day early too hehehe!
How did you manage to get unzotted early?
I begged :-) I just could not keep my mouth shut anymore.
LOL
National Park Day
Women's Equality Day
Cherry Popsicle Day
Toilet Paper Day
Horseshoe Day
We should have some fun with this selection today. I view it as a Rorschach Test. Let me be the first to go:
SCREAMING .......
I was ready to hit the back button and tell you the Natinal Park pictures were beautiful but there was no third picture when the third one finally came into view.
Thanks, OESY. We should have fun with today's celebrations.
Happy Toilet Paper Day!
That was real special *LOL*
I never get treated that way here!
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Thursday !![]()
Have a cup while you Freep !
HOWDY!
Thank y'all for the precious poem and graphic!
Mornin' Amy.
Where do you stand?
One the Right - Always on the Right. :)
Ever wonder why you see horseshoes hung over a door frame?
St. Dunstan (10th century) was a blacksmith before becoming an Archbishop. While working in his shop one day he had a visit from the devil. Now St. Dunstan knew who his customer was and went to work on that cloven hoof. He made the devil promise never again enter a place where a horseshoe hangs.
Of course the horseshoe must always be hung with its points upwards or the devil will enter. As everyone knows, the devil travels in circles and upon entering the shoe his travels will be interrupted, thus causing him to reverse direction.
Horseshoes hung over stable doors are to prevent evil spirits from entering and riding your horses during the night, tiring them and making them useless for work the next day. Gee, I have a 2yr old that needs some work!
In the belief that a horseshoe could help prevent storms and shipwrecks, even Lord Nelson had a horseshoe nailed to the mast of his ship, Victory. Horseshoes should be standard equipment on all car bumpers.
Other interesting beliefs about horseshoes include:
If a man is impotent, he should write a charm on an old horseshoe, then have a blacksmith heat the shoe and dip it into a pail of water. Every morning thereafter for a week, he is to drink this water before breakfast. At the end of the week his virility will return.
To cure whooping cough in a child, have them eat off a wooden plate branded with a horseshoe.
If you are lucky enough to find a horseshoe on the road, pick it up, spit on it while making a wish and throw it over your left shoulder. Just dont get run over doing it!
To be double lucky, horseshoes should have seven holes, four on one side and three on the other.
--Kathy Gudnason
Hello FRiends! Life has been insane for me, but wanted to let y'all know that I'm still alive and thinking of you. Need a little giggle today?
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
ABBA
"DENTURE QUEEN"
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