why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[airborne]

We East Coasters are getting ready to sleep. It's almost 2 AM, and I have to get up by 8.

[Jen]

Good night Victoria. I'm right behind you. This was fun!

[airborne]

G'night!

[A CA Guy]

Pretty woman walkin’ down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, I don’t believe you
You’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy

Pretty woman, won’t you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn’t help but see
Pretty woman, and you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you’ll stay with me

Cause I need you
I’ll treat you right
Come with me baby
Be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don’t walk on by
Pretty woman, don’t make me cry
Pretty woman, don’t walk away
Ok

If that’s the way it must be, ok
I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late
There’ll be tomorrow night

But wait, what do I see?
Is she walking back to me?
Yeah, she’s walking back to me
O-oh
Pretty woman.

[Dead Corpse]

Actually, most early dialers for BBs's and for later, early versions of AOL, you were limited to a certain number of characters. After running under the name raven1 for a while, I tried switching over to AOL. Tried thanatosviscera. Too many characters. deathsbody was on too long. deadcorpse. Dang. dcorpse was suggested and I ran with it for a while.

Once things got straightened out with more characters, spaces, and longer names, I re-lengthened it to Dead Corpse and left it there. On some boards I'm Rev. Dead Corpse.

[Monkey Face]

"Never cared for the Bee Gees. I guess it was over played on the radio, but it annoys me still."

I HATE falsetto voices!

GAH!

[A CA Guy]

We’re caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
Because I love you too much baby

Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me
When you don’t believe a word I say?

We can’t go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can’t build our dreams
On suspicious minds

So, if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again
Asking where I’ve been
You can’t see these tears are real
I’m crying

We can’t go on together
With suspicious minds
And be can’t build our dreams
On suspicious minds

Oh let our love survive
Or dry the tears from your eyes
Let’s don’t let a good thing die

When honey, you know
I’ve never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah

[Dead Corpse]

Don't do that. The Admin Mods don't like it. Seriously. You get this thread locked now and I'll haunt your every post.

[A CA Guy]

Congrats on the last 888!

[tuliptree76]

Good night, you three!

[airborne]

Their older stuff was OK. 'Massachussetts', 'I Started a Joke'.

[Victoria Delsoul]

It sure was. Let's do lunch tomorrow. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Everything from here on out is a "last" something. ;-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Nighty night, Tulip. See you tomorrow.

[Baraonda]

Just did. Corpse etymology: 1 obsolete : a human or animal body whether living or dead 2 a : a dead body especially of a human being b : the remains of something discarded or defunct That adorable little girl must be your little angel, right? That look and those eyes...those eyes! God bless her.

[NicknamedBob]

Moving the Castle

In the faint light of false dawn, the castle sits quietly, eerie stillness presages monumental events to come. The top of each trapezoidal tower opens slowly.

Strange sounds emanate as a frothy substance begins to extrude and expand. Bubble-gum blowing on an industrial scale. At first looking like a pastry chef’s hat, the shapeless form continues to expand. Large panel doors four stories high open on the trapezoidal structures to reveal tremendous engines on gimbaled struts. The engines extend outward and deploy.

Overhead, the plastic bubbles continue to expand, like parachutes operating in reverse. They reach up, higher and higher, expanding as they go. Veins of thread and rope-like material begin to show in the surface texture, apparently lending strength to the material. The expanding balloons seem to be like dragonfly wings, growing and inflating from a crumpled nothingness to an iridescent beauty in the early morning sunlight.

The engines fire with a muted roar, their exhaust dark and smoky at first, but soon clearing until only the dancing images show the heat of them. A funnel-shape catches and redirects the hot gases back into the structure. Now the balloons begin to inflate steadily, rising into the cool air of the morning like a slumberer stretching as he rises from his bed.

Soon there is the appearance of a huddle of clouds over the castle. The huge balloons, fully inflated, strain like captured moons to exert their tidal pull on the immovable mass of stone, and earth, and steel.

The jet engines roar to full power, flattening the grasses below them. Steam rises from the ground. Below the castle, the hydraulic vanes spring fully open, and the castle lurches upward half a foot. Then it steadies. Dirt begins to cascade downward around the periphery as the huge steel basket rises up, like a potted plant pulled up by its roots.

The castle rises. The gray steel walls of the basket move upward like the bucket of a tremendous earth-mover. Up, up they rise. A gaping wound in the Earth remains behind. Cascading dirt and water fall like rain. And like a vengeful rain-cloud the tremendous mass hovers over, and shades the pit it is leaving behind.

Upward still, and now the view across the empty pit can be seen. Bare dirt and rock line the walls, and underground springs begin washing muddily down to the bottom. A new lake will be born here; a round empondment called Lake Fate.

Inside the castle, all is as it was. Fires continue to burn in the fireplaces. Kitchen attendants watch over the rising bread. Revelers revel.

Those who are sleeping continue to sleep. Few notice the gentle turning of the sun across the walls as the castle spins very slowly in the air. The jet engines continue to roar with undiminished intensity, but inside the courtyard, the sound seems distant. Birds flutter among the fruit trees near the castle walls.

Majestically, magically, the castle rises, slowly moving eastward, rushing to meet the new day. Gaining altitude, it picks up a little speed with the upper air currents, but this will be a leisurely trip, like the old-fashioned dirigibles. Stately, dignified, and this one is not flammable.


The journey to its new home has begun.

[MEG33]

http://www.minibite.com/oldies/magicmoment.htm

[Jen]

I'm an East coaster too. Georgia girl. I'm an owl and I'd love to stay up all night and party and kill this thread - and I would if I could sleep all the next day! hahahaha But, I'd better head to bed. It's been fun! Whoever keeps the ping list, please add me. Y'all are a fun bunch.

[Monkey Face]

"Don't do that. The Admin Mods don't like it. Seriously. You get this thread locked now and I'll haunt your every post."

And if THAT doesn't scare you, I will be behind him to make sure nothing is missed! We came too close to losing it once, and I, for one, am not about to lose it THIS CLOSE to the end!

No joke!

[A CA Guy]

Congrats on the last 893.