why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Darkchylde]

Swimsuits? Can I scream my objections now?

[tuliptree76]

You have to complain to Bob. He was the one that picked them out.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Quality control? hmm.....good thing I have my woolies and polar fleecies....and paks and icewine gathering gear handy, eh?

[NicknamedBob]

"...officially one piece swimsuits."

Gasp!! I can't believe this misapprehension occurred!!

I clearly stated at every point "sorta swimsuits". "Swimsuits" would certainly NOT be acceptable in our wine-making process.

These are special purpose garments, decorative, but intented to be disposable, for sanitary and quality-control purposes.

[tuliptree76]

Ooooh okay. My fault. I misunderstood.

[NicknamedBob]

Screaming not necessary, we are prepared to meet any reasonable requests.

See above, our ready accommodation to Tuliptree's concern about her length of hair.


Now, calmly, My Dear. To what do you object?

[Darkchylde]

They won't be too tight, right? After all, we do
have to be able to move around for proper grape
crushing. Oh, what can be done for long hair?

[tuliptree76]

We get to have our hair styled for free. If we still want it long, we can put it up in a pony tail and wear a hair net.

[tuliptree76]

I've spent all day printing off articles, so I think I'm going to go home now. I'll be back later. Bye for now!

[NicknamedBob]

I can certainly assure you will have adequate freedom of movement. The garments will not be too restrictive.

If you wish to keep your hair long, it can be brought into a pony-tail and wrapped with a decorative "sleeve" designed to prevent excessive hair contamination, both to the wine, and in getting grape juice in your hair.

This of couse, depends on how energetically you "dance" as you move to the music, et cetera.

Another choice would be to let the beauticians bring your hair tighter to your head in various stylish ways, so that you will not be a danger to your companions.

We are nothing if not accommodating!!

[A CA Guy]

http://www.johnziegler.com/

This is the libertarian who took over Coast to Coast in Los Angeles.

On his page, go to KFI tonight in 7.5 hours (10pm westcoast time) and you can hear him on line and see what you think.

[tuliptree76]

You always make things sound so much nicer than I do. I just used "hair net". LOL!

Okay...now I'm gone for now. ;-)

[A CA Guy]

Have fun.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Question is: are we sure 65535 is the ultimate limit?

[Dead Corpse]

Dpends on if John Rob updated the code for the forum during that last batch of changes. If he used a programming trick to allow counting out thread numbers higher than 65535, then we could be here a while. If he re-coded for 64-bit procs, we could be here a LONG while.

Last Post in that last case would be somewhere in the trillions.

[Darkchylde]

Is that REALLY so bad?

[Dead Corpse]

Are you sure he's a libertarian?

I do like his take on things.

Zieglerisms

ON MEDICINE:
"You have to wonder about modern medicine for the mind when they make depressed people pay for medication that will make it more difficult for them to eat, sleep, and have sex."

ON WOMEN AND GOD:
"The female figure is the greatest known evidence that there might be a God...but the female psyche is an indication that this God has a very sick sense of humor."

Amen Brother...

[asgardshill]

Conservative comic book fans? Pfft! As if.

Actually, I do believe that Avatar Press came out with a limited run of Stargate SG-1 comics last year. I don't know if its current or if they're still being produced because I live in a culturally impoverished area that does not have a decent comics shop.

Having said that, my real passion is for Gilbert Shelton's excellent The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers series. I have the complete set.

[Dead Corpse]

No. Not bad as such. It's just that NicknamedBob has done so much reconstruction around the castle grounds to make the entire thing portable, it'd almost be a shame if he didn't get to use it at least once. ;-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

something like; 18,446,744,073,709,551,616

18,446,744,073,709,551,616 posted on 11/29/10002004 2:42:57 PM PST by Irish_Thactherite's_Great_Great_........_Great_Great_Grandson (The Pacific Ocean no longer exits!)