why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[tuliptree76]

I'm not really into comic books. I do like some of the movies based on comic books though.

[freedumb2003]

Any word what is happening in the Washington recount O shamalama boing boing?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Conservative comic book fans???

Highly unlikely.

Thanos:

DO NOT QUESTION ME, PATHETIC EARTH CREATURE! YOUR BELOVED "SOX" WILL BE CRUSHED, ONCE I OBLITERATE YOUR EQUALLY LAUGHABLE PENINSULA FROM THIS DESPICABLE SPIRAL GALAXY OF YOURS!!!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Conservative comic book fans?

Pfft!

As if.

[escapefromboston]

either way, really.
Though I can't really name that many conservative comic characters.
Little Orphan annie, Dick Tracy, Cerebus, Mr.A (most Ditko stuff I guess).

[Darksheare]

LOL!
We shan't get started on "He Who Made 'Wizards'".
Ralph Baksh... I can't say it!
I just can't!
*hissing*

[Darksheare]

There are comic book fans here.
We're usually scattered to the far reaches of the forum though.

It'll take a bit for the pings to drag us all together.

[Conspiracy Guy]

However, the Quality Control Committee will insist that all drinking, even of non-alcoholic beverages, be in modest amounts, for safety reasons.

Modesty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Isn't that what Lady Godiva said?

[escapefromboston]

His lord of the rings still causes nightmares for me.

the horror, the horror of rotoscoping!!! NOOOO!!

Okay lets discuss the most important comic book topic (and thus the most important topic in life): which black and white indy comic book character would win in a fight (talking animals only):

Cerebus or Usagi Yojimbo???

[Conspiracy Guy]

It was either her or Laura Earl.

[NicknamedBob]

Lady Godiva would have been a little too ... hairy for the job of grape-squishing. We have quality control standards to keep up, you know.

Of course, if she got her hair cut...

[Dead Corpse]

It's not so much expenses, after all... Rexxie and I can just go knock over the nearest bank that caters to the ACLU or Jessie "Shakedown" Jackson. I've just found that keeping track of everything you spend and everything you bring in can really come in handy. Mostly when you least expect it.

I think we need to start a list of titles of ignobility here. I've already forgotten most of them.

I'm a Reverend. Homicidal Limo Driver to the Elder Gods and Slaughter Priest Extraordinaire. These are titles I had long before coming to the Undead Thread and are quite enough for me.

King Prout Rex regnant sed non gubernat (The King reigns but does not rule.)

tuliptree76 is Primus Vixenica and titular head of the Vixens by arbitrary decree from our head Architect NicknamedBob. Darkchylde ended up the Asis Queen. Stomper of Grapes and the Intoxicator.

Monkey Face. The closest I came up with there was either Keeper of the Twins or Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem! (the Devil made me do it).

There are scads more. In a society of more or less equals, titles should be pandemic should they not?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Definitely!

[Darksheare]

"Behold teh power of rotoscoping!"
Yeah, that still causes me to foam over and eye glaze.


Hmmm.. Depends on if Cerebus got any tricks up his sleeve from when he appeared briefly in "Spawn".
But Usagi has his swords and such..

Ouch.
Tough call for me to make actually.

[Dead Corpse]

So any conservative comic book fans out there???

Yes. Was old school DC fan there for a while in my youth. Drifted to Dark Horse for a bit. Let my subscription to Heavy Metal Lapse right after they got rid of most of the skin in the artwork. May be going back now that they have straightened up and have decided to fly crooked again.

Big fan of Sandman there for a while. Still a Fan Boy for Lobo.

[Asphalt]

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[Asphalt]

Approaching 47,000.

[tuliptree76]

Um...I don't need to cut my hair, do I?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I have been from time to time a comic book fan, but it's been awhile since I was serious into any of them...out of touch with my personal past, instead I read the tales of those who travelled from Pennsylvania to Kentucky in the 1780s and 1790s...seems a reasonable substitute at times...