why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

"I don't have that problem. My only (real) need is to focus up close. But I'm good at finding the goodwife's glasses when she loses them."

When my son was a toddler, he could spot an ant a block away but would trip over a toy at his feet. He was in glasses from age two to 20, when his vision corrected itself.

30,382 posted on 10/20/2004 7:30:43 PM PDT by sionnsar (Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

Did have, but actually, it was a VERY long campaign, ( 10+ years real time)
and if you do the math, those three gentlmen actually spent time on the planet in concurrance... Remember, TR was Sec of the Navy before he was President... and Clemens didn't die until right before WWI! ( I think!) I've messed around with history so much in that campaign that I occasionally get confused.

I unfortunately HAVE to.
*chuckle*
I pay..dearly and often.
Especially when she does the Bonzai Bash leap straight into my gut in the middle of the night.

Pinkey and the Brain is a very TWISTEd funny cartoon, about an abnormally intelligent, genetically modified Lab Mouse who wants to "Take Over the World"!

His side-kick Pinky, haas a cockney accent, and always sounds like he has the sniffles.

Pinkey is kind-hearted, but alas, insane, and dumb as a post.

Cartoon Network shows them 10 pm weekdays.

30,388 posted on 10/20/2004 7:37:59 PM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)

8-O!!!

The Twin Orbs of Power, the insidious power that women have over men.
Alternately called The Chest Beam in the Dimensional Doors thread, it is used exclusively as a ranged attack against men.
Beware, when stuck in a tree and dangling by only your hands, the ORBS of POWER are very effective at getting men OUT of trees..
One glimmer of their power, and it's gravity time for said man.
(Not that I have experienced such..)

Grovelling is recommended.
(No, I don't know how to effectively grovel either! I got all kinds of odd advice from the female friends I asked! Most likely tailored to gets me slapped or worse..)

The post was totally fabricated!
It was a complete fabrication!
* said in Melanie Griffith voice.

Orbs of Power vs Men....

Sort of like Can of Tuna vs Cat?

Both good for getting the subject out of a tree?

Fairly, she lands in the middle of my gut and then daintily walks away.
She's a Diva Cat..
A Valkyrie she probably is.

30,393 posted on 10/20/2004 7:43:45 PM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)

Well, when confronted with the irresistable power of the orbs, men tend to let go of the branch above and put hands outward as if to grab.. forgetting they're suspended in air by those same hands.
And Gravity takes care of the rest.

If she's not landing, she nipping the achilles tendon on the back of mey leg and then triolling.
(She doesn't meow. Dunno why.)

Pinky, if I could reach you, I would hurt you.

(from the episode where Brain is on stilts posing as a cowboy Country-Western singer so he can take over the world by placing subliminal messages in his music)

They were all alive at the same time in the late 1800s. I'm just surprised because most D&D campaigns seem to be set in the Middle Ages or an alternate universe time-frame. I *did* sometimes allow time-portals to the 20th century, though--that way I could allow superheroes from my Marvel rpg to enter the game :)

30,399 posted on 10/20/2004 7:52:45 PM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)

This was an off-shoot of the weird Call of Cthulhu thing i did....

STARTED at the Chicago World's Fair, continued until the end of the First World War.

Had a hiatus. ( I got tired of always having to run and to cook for everybody...)

THEN there was the Chicago, Capone, Mars Gun-and Hootch Running part.

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