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To: Monkey Face; Pharmboy

8-O!!!

The Twin Orbs of Power, the insidious power that women have over men.
Alternately called The Chest Beam in the Dimensional Doors thread, it is used exclusively as a ranged attack against men.
Beware, when stuck in a tree and dangling by only your hands, the ORBS of POWER are very effective at getting men OUT of trees..
One glimmer of their power, and it's gravity time for said man.
(Not that I have experienced such..)

Grovelling is recommended.
(No, I don't know how to effectively grovel either! I got all kinds of odd advice from the female friends I asked! Most likely tailored to gets me slapped or worse..)


30,389 posted on 10/20/2004 7:40:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: Darksheare

Orbs of Power vs Men....

Sort of like Can of Tuna vs Cat?

Both good for getting the subject out of a tree?



30,391 posted on 10/20/2004 7:42:20 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt...yes, yes: the Twin Orbs of Power. Their pow'r is unrelenting.


30,486 posted on 10/21/2004 2:29:37 AM PDT by Pharmboy (History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
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