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Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords]

Posted on 01/30/2003 1:01:30 PM PST by Admin Moderator

Edited on 01/30/2003 2:09:08 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.

Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.

Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.

Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.

Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:

1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.

2) Suspension of posting privileges

3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,

4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.

We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.

PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.

Hi mom!


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1 posted on 01/30/2003 1:01:30 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
OK.
2 posted on 01/30/2003 1:03:48 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)
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To: Admin Moderator
...must resist temptation to add keywords on this thread.
3 posted on 01/30/2003 1:04:49 PM PST by Phantom Lord (No Remorse)
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To: Admin Moderator
The Mods are not kidding on this; I got in trouble over keywords once.
4 posted on 01/30/2003 1:05:08 PM PST by Maedhros (mpaa sux0r)
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To: Phantom Lord
LOL! Same here!
5 posted on 01/30/2003 1:05:55 PM PST by EggsAckley (My gal lives south of the border and she won't come across)
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To: Admin Moderator
Using keywords to slam someone? Dang, I never think of these creative methods....being blonde is such a handicap....
6 posted on 01/30/2003 1:05:59 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Admin Moderator
HUH?
7 posted on 01/30/2003 1:06:04 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Maedhros
But we still love you.
8 posted on 01/30/2003 1:06:11 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Phantom Lord
...must resist temptation to add keywords on this thread.

Give in to the temptation. I did. I have such a problem with authority. I blame it on a bad upbringing.

9 posted on 01/30/2003 1:06:30 PM PST by Glenn
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To: Admin Moderator
Dang, I never abused keywords, looks like I missed out on a lot of fun.
10 posted on 01/30/2003 1:06:57 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: anniegetyourgun; .45MAN
Dang, I never think of these creative methods....

Took the words right out of my mouth! Flamers have way too much time on their hands.....

11 posted on 01/30/2003 1:07:59 PM PST by dansangel (God Bless President Bush - God Bless America!)
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To: Phantom Lord
Don't ya just hate it when the mouse clicks that link all by itself?
12 posted on 01/30/2003 1:08:00 PM PST by Redcloak (Join the Coalition to Prevent Unnecessarily Verbose and Nonsensical Tag Lines)
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To: Admin Moderator
Please have JohnRob change the programming for keywords, my first attempt didn't fit:

DIRTBOYSEZADMINMODISAKEYWORDNAZIPLEASEDONTBANMEEEEEEEEEEEE

13 posted on 01/30/2003 1:08:01 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: Admin Moderator
I am completely innocent, pure as the driven snow, and I'll never do it again.
14 posted on 01/30/2003 1:08:33 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Glenn
Hey, I appreciate a good gag keyword as much as the next gal or guy. But it is not for flaming, and it is a type of humor best done occasionally and rarely and not at all redundantly. Or repetitively for that matter.
15 posted on 01/30/2003 1:08:34 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
When will keywords find something besides the first 20 threads that used them? It would be nice to find current threads instead of just old threads with keywords.
16 posted on 01/30/2003 1:09:06 PM PST by Libertarianize the GOP (Ideas have consequences)
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To: Billthedrill
I always wondered. Who drove it? Was it Ted Kennedy? Would Ted Kennedy driven snow be pure? Enquiring minds want to know.
17 posted on 01/30/2003 1:09:40 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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I did not know it was possible to abuse a keyword. Can you abuse tag lines too?
18 posted on 01/30/2003 1:09:43 PM PST by Search4Truth (Hillary Clinton is the antiChrist)
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To: Libertarianize the GOP; John Robinson
Address programming suggestions to the man with the plan- John Robinson. Thanks!
19 posted on 01/30/2003 1:10:25 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
ZOTmighty, this is PBR Street Gang, ZOTmighty, this is PBR Street Gang, fire mission, over.
20 posted on 01/30/2003 1:10:47 PM PST by RichInOC ("How come all you guys sit on your helmet?" "So we don't get our ZOTs blown off.")
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