(1) YOU'RE KEN STARR. (2) YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OSAMA. Bush said he doesn't care where Osama is hiding. I'm not making that up; Bush said he doesn't care where Osama bin Laden - the man behind the September 11 attack on America - is hiding. (3) YOU HATE AMERICA. Like the terrorists, you can't stand the freedom America stands for, so you support The Patriot Act, Homeland Security, secrecy about what happened on 9/11, torture as a means of "information-gathering," a non-accredited school's right to ban interracial dating, and flying the bin Laden family out of the country...