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  • FALSE: Jeff Foxworthy — 'You May Be a Muslim'

    03/20/2017 10:04:45 PM PDT · by Rabin · 21 replies
    http://www.snopes.com ^ | 3/19/17 | Staff
    Jeff Foxworthy follow on .. 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a...