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  • Mitt Romney in Serious Condition After Tragic Tanning Pill Overdose

    04/02/2010 6:19:29 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 21 replies · 1,234+ views
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 04/02/2010 | Kip Hooker
    A worried nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief this morning as doctors for former Minnesota governor, and once and future presidential candidate, Mitt Romney have downgraded the photogenic politician’s condition from critical to merely serious. Romney (who has been a patient at the Pershing General Medical Center for three days now after having been found despondent in a ball-pit at a local Chucky Cheese where he was -according to eyewitness accounts- sharing a romantic evening with an unidentified teen pop star whose initials are J.B.) is said to be in good spirits and looking forward to fully regaining...