Joe Biden, the current President of the United States, has instructed his staff to restore his candidacy for the presidency for the 2024 cycle. "I know I can do a lot better than Kamala Harris," he was heard to remark. Despite the election being over and having been decided for Donald Trump, Biden insisted that he would beat Trump in a rematch. He was quoted as saying, "I mean, come on! The thing! I can beat that clown! What, is he scared I'll beat him like I beat Corn Pop???" His staff has repeatedly attempted to inform the president that...