Posted on 12/29/2024 4:35:20 AM PST by Lazamataz
Joe Biden, the current President of the United States, has instructed his staff to restore his candidacy for the presidency for the 2024 cycle. "I know I can do a lot better than Kamala Harris," he was heard to remark.
Despite the election being over and having been decided for Donald Trump, Biden insisted that he would beat Trump in a rematch. He was quoted as saying, "I mean, come on! The thing! I can beat that clown! What, is he scared I'll beat him like I beat Corn Pop???"
His staff has repeatedly attempted to inform the president that the race was over, but to no avail. "Turn the machines back on!" he blustered, "TURN THEM ON!"
Secret Service personnel attached to the Presidential protection detail reported that the president had to be restrained and that he would repeatedly attack anyone who tried to tell him that this was impossible.
Several left-wing legal experts have stated that this approach, while unusual, has a very good chance of succeeding. "Donald Trump was beaten before by Joe Biden. If we hold a quick Special Election before the January 20th inauguration, I could see Biden winning," stated Harvard legal professor Sue Yu.
Attorney Justin Case agreed. "There is nothing stopping us from having a 'do-over' election. Kamala Harris was clearly unprepared for the race in 2024, and I'm pretty sure there is a clause in the Constitution that allows us another election if we don't like the results."
They would probably hire you as a writer!
I’m a bee member myself!
That would be cool. đ
“I call a do-over!”
LOL
He’s just senile enough to think it would work!
Very nice!
Bee worthy, Laz!
Look...this is really on Jill. And likely she and Kamala dreamed it up...Women are strange creatures....yes...sometimes I'm strange.
Haavard legal professor Sue Yu was a paralegal at the law firm Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe IIRC.
Let’s replay the 2020 election first only this time without your STEAL.
What’s the stake? We will take what is already coming,
A giant eraser.
Hee hee, that was good!
Hilarious, but you know there are a bunch of leftists wandering around, believing this.
Submit it to them; they take input from readers (although you might have to be a paying subscriber for them to consider it).
Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe
Lol sounds like an old Carol Burnette skit đ
How could it be over? I saw a Biden-Harris bumper sticker just the other day! On a brand new car!
It’s never over, not until the Democrat wins.
Let him run & be humiliated twice.
I recommend that he move to Del Boca Vista and run for condo board president. Maybe hand out those Wizard Organizers.
You just may have found a niche. It is good...
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