It's like "Christmas in January" for conservatives. Every day is a new present under the tree...or two, or three, or a half dozen. Trump is Santa Claus...if Santa never slept and worked 365 days a year! Donald Trump is the Harlem Globetrotters of politics. Trump vs the politicians of Washington DC isn’t even fair. It’s like the Harlem Globetrotters vs. the Washington Generals. Try as they may, the Generals can never win. The Globetrotters run circles around them. The Globetrotters bounce balls off their shoulders, heads, even butts, then shoot long jumpers that go…swoosh.