This conversation took place today at the Springfield, PA Borders Books:Metrosexual Clerk: Can I help you?Libertarian4Bush: Yes, I have a couple questions. First, do you have any of the books on this list [a relative's pre-college reading list], or are there any similar books you could recommend?Metrosexual Clerk (without even looking): Well, we have Bill Clinton's new book.Libertarian4Bush: No no - I mean, fiction is fine, but I'm looking for actual AUTHORS.Metrosexual Clerk : Well, obviously, you have an agenda.Libertarian4Bush: No, I would just rather not be subjected to yours.Metrosexual Clerk : What was your other question?Libertarian4Bush: Well, I was...
