I was walking along the street today when I found a computer disk on the ground. I was happy because I needed a disk to put a copy of Lesiure Suit Larry 2 on to bring to work. To my surprise when I got home, the disk contained secret U.S. Documents about the Iraq War Plan. Attatched were text files about building a giant bald eagle robot called Proto-X Zero, and using said robot for the destruction of Iraq. At the bottom was a note to whoever found the disk (me) that said they were a super secret insider and...