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  • DFU SONG: If You're Happy (what a culture - they want their children to explode)

    08/22/2006 12:54:37 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 442+ views
    8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - IF YOU'RE HAPPY If you want your children martyred, clap your hands If you want your children martyred, clap your hands On our children we are doting while you hope yours are exploding If you want your children martyred, clap your hands If you want them to have virgins, stomp your feet If you want them to have virgins, stomp your feet Hey, Islamos, stop pretending, the supply's not never-ending If you want them to have virgins, stomp your feet If you hope they're killing others on a bus If...
  • DFU SONG: Gilligan's Island (sit back my friends and hear about crooked judge - Anna Diggs Taylor)

    08/22/2006 9:32:50 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 25 replies · 828+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
  • DFU SONG: Also Sprach Zarathustra - from 2001 A Space Odyssey (Bush loses Pluto!)

    08/24/2006 10:57:56 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 14 replies · 468+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Telling the history of our time in song. MIDI - ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA (2001)
  • DFU SONG: End of the World (Pinch Sulzberger must be unhappy over Taliban commander's death)

    08/26/2006 1:42:24 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 7 replies · 472+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 8-06 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - END OF THE WORLD Poor Taliban's big commander He's gone and that's too d*mn bad The New York Times sees the end of the world Pinchy, the quisling poofer's sad Where is the big Spring offensive His readers really are mad The New York Times sees the end of the world And Pinchy, the quisling poofer's sad He wakes up in the morning and he wonders How can he hurt our country today He calls a spook source and is screaming, of course I need some secrets right away! What...
  • DFU SONG: Walk Right In (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- CNN reporterette tinkle break caught on the air)

    08/29/2006 5:39:13 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 869+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - WALK RIGHT IN --- (cut and paste into your browser and get the music)http://members.aol.com/katydidit/vplaces/midilink.htm She's gonna walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee She's gonna walk right in...she's on the air...it's as funny as can be Everybody's flocking to the clip for some mocking...Kyra Phillips just made history She's gonna walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee Walk right in...she'll sit right down...her sister-in-law she will rip Walk right in...she's on the air...come on, Kyra, get a grip Everybody's flocking to the clip...
  • DFU SONG: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (for Kyra - tinkle, tinkle little star)

    08/31/2006 10:24:29 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 622+ views
    DFU - news of the day in song ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. http://monya1.tripod.com/midis2.html MIDI - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR (click on Margie Harrell, then the song) Tinkle, tinkle, little star...viewers wonder where you are Maybe in stall number one...this is really getting fun Tinkle, tinkle, little star...viewers wonder where you are Kyra was there to hear our leader speak Her sister-in-law we learn's a real controlling freak Then there was a television moment quite profound I hope everybody got to hear the zipper sound Come on, put it on your website, CNN We are waiting anxiously to hear the clip again Tinkle, tinkle, little...
  • DFU SONG: A B C (a new twist on the song you teach your kids - ABC 911 and the Clinton legacy)

    09/01/2006 12:41:48 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 6 replies · 430+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. Apparently, the man who was asleep for eight years as terrorism grew and became emboldened, doesn't much like the ABC mini-series coming next weekend. He let bin Laden escape on purpose. The heat is on. Let's see if he can get ABC to pull it. MIDI - Das ABC-Lied (funny MIDI name; I accidentally found it on this German site) ABC, don't mess with me...don't destroy my legacy You will hear Jamie's rants...lay off Sandy Berger's pants ABC, don't mess with me...or I'll turn loose Hillary
  • DFU SONG: Another Opening Another Show (Clinton is pressuring ABC to stop the show)

    09/07/2006 3:58:34 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 8 replies · 343+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - ANOTHER OPENING ANOTHER SHOW I've got to offer a quid pro quo There's things that I don't want you to know To hell my legacy's gonna go I've got to find a way to stop the show I'll call the AFL-CIO With their help, we'll make the howling grow To hell my legacy's gonna go I've got to find a way to stop the show They wonder what's in Berger's pants We need one of Hillary's rants Come on, my pals at ABC Now what are you trying to do to me If they don't stop it,...
  • DFU SONG: America (it is BK time for the pathetic losers at America-hating Air America)

    09/13/2006 7:47:38 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 3 replies · 452+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song MIDI - AMERICA Scum, they are nothing but scum...every day they preach to the dumb Hate...they are filled with Bush hate...we knew they...would soon meet their fate They are losers, one and all...BK for Air America We are laughing as they fall...BK for Air America Blame...who are they gonna blame? Their hosts are really lame...I hear a flush...I hear a flush Our side...knows how to do a show Market share's sure to grow...Elder and Rush...Elder and Rush They are losers, one and all...BK for Air America We are laughing as they fall...BK...
  • DFU SONG: In Dreams (BWAHAHAHA...Natalie Maines says she is FReepers' wet dream)

    09/14/2006 10:00:04 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 580+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - IN DREAMS She was a country star who had been shining I would think about her at night About me I sometimes heard friends whisper They knew that something was not quite right I'd close my eyes and I'd drift away All night inside my mind with her I'd play Things would get hot...dreams sometimes do Oh, dear chunk butt Natalie, I'm wanting you Wet dreams you give to me Wet dreams, wet as could be And that is why they put me in a mental facility But just before...
  • DFU SONG: Popeye the Sailor Man (you guessed it...it is about Spinach and Hillary)

    09/20/2006 10:11:27 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 3 replies · 773+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song MIDI - POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN I'm Hillary's biggest fan...and I think I have a plan She needs strength to finish...I'll send her some spinach I try to help where I can It's so tough campaigning but she's not complaining She's hardworking, we can see When nourishment's needed, the call will be heeded She always can count on me She's fighting the right wingers every day She's trying to make history When nourishment's needed, the call will be heeded She always can count on me I'm Hillary's biggest fan...and I think I...
  • (reprise) DFU SONG: White Rabbit (Pat Robertson had the solution for Hugo Chavez)

    09/20/2006 7:13:46 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 12 replies · 372+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song MIDI - WHITE RABBIT (a little tricky to know when to start - it's at about 33 seconds) He's a commie tyrant...and good buddy of Fidel I would be voting for cruise missiles...to be sending him to hell Go ask Pat if...that policy will sell And if you go... whacking Hugo...there is a price you'll have to pay Criticism from the lefties...and they will not go away Go ask Pat if...he has some more to say We have heard from the Reverend...he said send in our CIA And if they do what...
  • (reprise) DFU SONG: His Latest Flame (Dems go down in flames over Plame)

    09/02/2006 9:08:54 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 3 replies · 333+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. Skip to comments.DFU SONG: His Latest Flame (Dems go down in flames over Plame)DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland Posted on 07/13/2005 8:08:57 AM PDT by doug from upland MIDI - HIS LATEST FLAME The party of scum is hot today A phony story has such great appeal These guys really are surreal They'll go down in flames...over trollop Plame They swear they'll get, they'll get Karl Rove Every time that guy has kicked their butts By that evil guy they're driven nuts They'll go down in flames...over trollop...
  • (reprise for 9-11) DFU SONG: End of the Innocence (end of the Clinton legacy...he was responsible)

    09/07/2006 8:10:36 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 412+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/sunra/105/musicbox.htm MIDI - END OF THE INNOCENCE (Bruce Hornsby) For several years they sang his song…he was a hero to their cause In denial many lived…he placed himself up above the laws He knew all of the right things to say…down through…hell and then back believers would goIn eight long years he's done to us…more damage than you know For his neglect we would finally pay the price…the count's three thousand dead We know just where to place the blame…it is on Bill Clinton's head When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't...
  • DFU SONG: Mickey Mouse Song (Dem leaders threaten action against ABC if they show 911 movie)

    09/07/2006 9:31:53 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 14 replies · 529+ views
    DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - MICKEY MOUSE (children section) While Bush gets the terrorists, in the Dem sights we see M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E They warn Disney of the consequences of the d*mn movie M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Legacy...legacy...straight down the crapper it is gonna be They have threatened they will do things legislatively M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E We had called it, Dems are acting so predictably M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Billy Boy is putting heat on pals at ABC M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Legacy...legacy...straight down the crapper it is gonna be May Dems soon be on the ash heap of old history M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E...
  • DFU SONG: I Want to Know What Love Is (we want to know what Sandy Berger stuffed in his pants)

    09/08/2006 9:25:54 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 679+ views
    9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Writing the history of our time in song. MIDI - I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS The docs were marked TOP SECRET Sandy had been intently reading Billy Boy Clinton sent him There was a favor he was needing There was evidence in there Set for the 9-1-1 commission It can't see the light the day That had been their final decision In my life, I've seen dangerous scum But they're nothing like what all these traitors have done For far too long...they've gotten away When is judgment day? What did you stuff in your pants...it's time that we...