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  • Semi-News: Al-Gore Network Debuts, Muslims Confused

    08/05/2005 9:23:26 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies · 481+ views
    Az Conservative ^ | August 5, 2005 | John Semmens
    The debut of former Vice-President Al Gore’s TV network has some Muslim viewers dumbfounded. “I am watching, thinking it is going to be like Al-Jazeera,” said Moamar Mukhad. “There is ranting and Bush is identified as the enemy, but there are no beheadings. And I’ve yet to hear the ‘death to America’ salutation we all look forward to.” “Islamic kooks aren’t the audience I was hoping for,” said Gore. “But we’re fighting for all the viewers we can get. I suppose I can get more strident with my anti-Bush rhetoric, but we’re ruling out beheadings, for now.”