What do you do if you can't find a quotable psychiatrist? Invent one, of course. That is what the freelance journalist Uli Schmetzer did when covering the Redfern riot for the Chicago Tribune last month, but he didn't count on the vigilance of the Australian weblogger Tim Blair. Blair smelled a rat when he read a quote by "psychiatrist Graham Thorn" saying: "These [Aboriginal] people always complain. They want it both ways: their way and our way. They want to live in our society and be respected, yet they won't work. They steal, they rob and they get drunk. And...