Broward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count. The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, "One vote for governor, eh eh eh." After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, "Two votes for governor, eh eh eh." Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, "Three votes for governor, eh eh eh." "Wow!" exclaimed Broward County official Stanley...