Here are the 12 reasons I voted Democratic: 1. I voted Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador. 2. I voted Democratic because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t. 3. I voted Democratic because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 4. I voted Democratic because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as I agree...