I didn't read the original article, nor should you. Rules, you know. I think it's a day dedicated to omelettes, buffalo wings, thighs, drumsticks, breasts, tenders and nuggets and the fine chickens who/which/that literally make them. (Respect chickens, respect their pronouns.) Some of my best FRiends have chickens for pets. Others are glad to egg them on. Posted as news because it's an actual official day, a worthy global cause. And Chicken Little was an optimist. Big Bird was not available for comment, he's now panhandling and probably mugging Bert and Ernie for lunch money, thanks to Trump. Or, maybe...