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  • 'Wherever You Want To Go Eat Is Fine With Me', Lies Wife

    05/05/2022 1:18:07 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 19 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | May 4, 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    VALENCIA, CA—When Nick Samuels took his wife out for their weekly date night on Monday, he was pleased to hear that she was flexible on restaurant destinations. “Wherever you want, honey—I had a late lunch so I’m not too picky tonight.” Excited by his wife Nicholette’s flexibility, Mr. Samuels started rattling off local favorites, including a popular Texas-style BBQ joint, a Korean BBQ joint, and a burger place called Meats, Meats & More Meats. Early reports indicate that his wife was lying when she said “whatever you want” as she cut him off at the knees while they were still...