Welp, it looks like Trump is going to reopen Alcatraz. This dude's not messing around. He wants to send our worst criminals out to "The Rock" in the San Francisco Bay. Here's Trump: If you've ever visited Alcatraz you know how epic this is. I'll give you some details on Alcatraz. But first, just look at the place: Good luck escaping that! Here's why they originally opened the former military prison to U.S. prisoners (notice the similarities to Trump's reasoning): The Federal Government had decided to open a maximum-security, minimum-privilege penitentiary to deal with the most incorrigible inmates in Federal...