Help! Teen daughter is having a swim party and the house is being run over by pissy little twits who can't go outside because they might get hot. What?!? Swim?!? Of course not! We just washed our hair and used conditioner and it took sooooo long to dry. Ooooh, did you know my boyfriend said..... Oooooh, I went shopping and I bought this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and.... Egads! Calgon take me away! And they're spending the night!!! It's been an hour and I simply can't take it any more. I seriously...