Go ahead, punk, make my day.If you don’t understand hedge funds here’s a Cliff’s Notes version: A hedge fund is a pooled investment structure set up by a money manager designed to make a return on capital.A hedge fund isn't a specific type of investment, but rather a vehicle for investment.Big Hedge Funds use capital from accredited investors (High Net Worth Individuals, Pension Funds, Charitable Foundations, University Endowments) to execute various market transactions.Often the types of transactions involve risky instruments such as short selling, leverage, derivatives (puts, calls, options, futures) intended to “hedge” the risk exposure of the fund’s capital...