I'm just like Sojourner Truth. I'm just like MLK, Gandhi and Jesus, which is why I'm getting arrested in Washington, DC, for blocking the door to a police precinct, and not in the 18th Congressional District in Texas, which I represent. My constituency don't like me much, so I da'sn't show my face around there to protest fake issues and get fake arrested. I do all my fake protesting and getting fake arrested here, in my real home. Let's show solidarity with our fine law enforcement officials who were injured in the uprising at the Capitol, but not those evil...