As many writers on FSM have made clear, students heading back to colleges in the next couple weeks will likely find extreme ideological imbalance, intense loathing for the military, insane beliefs that would never hold up outside the academy, and attacks on free speech. But if none of that lights your fire, let’s look at two far less esoteric issues: crime and money. Both supply even more proof as to how out-of-step with the real world the academy is.