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  • CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College (babylonBee)

    10/28/2019 8:47:30 PM PDT · by Rebelbase · 27 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | October 28th, 2019 | staff
    U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent. "Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't...