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  • Dad Arrives At Vacant Lot Where Mall Used To Be To Begin His Christmas Shopping

    12/26/2022 8:33:13 AM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 80 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | December 24, 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    MONTGOMERYVILLE, PA — Local dad Justin Simpson took a trip to the mall on Christmas Eve to begin his Christmas shopping, only to find a vacant lot where the mall once stood. "Oh man, I've been coming here forever," Simpson said. "I mean, it's been a few years, but I used to love getting malts at the Woolworth soda fountain. Then my mom would always make us buy some educational books over at Borders." A distraught Mr. Simpson had reportedly planned to shop for his entire family at the mall this year. "I figured I could get the older kids...