The male perspective on (ugh) commitment BY DAVE BARRY (This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Aug. 25, 1991.) Today, in our continuing series on How Guys Think, we address the painful issue of: Why Guys Won't Make Commitments. The fundamental question is: How can a guy say he's ''not ready'' to make a permanent commitment to a woman with whom he is obviously compatible; a woman with whom he has been intimate for years; a woman who once drove HIS dog to the veterinarian in HER new car when it (the dog) started regurgitating violently after eating...